"In 1977, New Yorker writer Thomas Whiteside measured a Florida tomato against federal safety standards—not food, but automobile—and found that the tomato exceeded by more than two and a half times the minimum impact requirement of your car’s bumper." *chokes on water* I Apparently need this book.
Pardon me for asking, but do you even eat tomatoes?
I have always eaten PROCESSED tomatoes! And sometimes I will eat a piece of raw tomato. Occasionally.
*snort*
"In 1977, New Yorker writer Thomas Whiteside measured a Florida tomato against federal safety standards—not food, but automobile—and found that the tomato exceeded by more than two and a half times the minimum impact requirement of your car’s bumper." *chokes on water* I Apparently need this book.
Sounds like a fun book. You always find winners!
I definitely want to read this book now.